CHYL PILL™ – 150 Hours of Pure (Imaginary) Energy

Tired of sleep? Same.

Introducing the CHYL PILL™ – a Hyperstimulation Supplement that gives you 150 hours of nonstop energy, tunnel vision, rave reflexes, and zero regard for sleep.

Formula Breakdown:

• 75mg ✦ Laser Focus™ Serum

• 50mg ✦ Deluzadrine Citrate

• 30mg ✦ Dancetamine HCl

• 15mg ✦ Euphoridrine

• 0mg ✦ Actual FDA Approval

• 100% ✦ Speed

Directions:

Take 1 tablet by mouth per rave

30MG Tablets

QTY: 2

Rx# 20250401

Warnings:

Do not use if you:

• Need to be calm within the next 72 hours

Disclaimer: this is a parody product—it contains no stimulants, caffeine, or real supplements. It’s just candy... It’s also April Fools. Or is it?

CHYL™ Labs | Division of CHYL MUSIC LLC | Los Angeles, CA

Not tested on animals, only tested in green rooms.